The Official Registry

Enter a common noun below to consult the current standings, as determined by the accumulated wisdom — and occasional caprice — of our membership.

A ___ of
doomscroll

Official Rankings for

A ___ of doomscrolls

10 terms in the Registry — click any crown to declare it the winner

Rank Proposed Term ELO Votes Endorse Flag
🥇 an insomnia of doomscrolls 1416 1
🥈 a compulsion of doomscrolls 1400 0
🥉 a regret of doomscrolls 1400 0
4 an awareness of doomscrolls 1400 0
5 a paralysis of doomscrolls 1400 0
6 an anxiety of doomscrolls 1400 0
7 a commitment of doomscrolls 1400 0
8 a bottomlessness of doomscrolls 1400 0
9 a bad idea of doomscrolls 1400 0
10 a staying-up of doomscrolls 1384 1
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A Selection from the Registry (refreshes each visit)

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