The Official Registry

Enter a common noun below to consult the current standings, as determined by the accumulated wisdom — and occasional caprice — of our membership.

A ___ of
bagel

Official Rankings for

A ___ of bagels

5 terms in the Registry — click any crown to declare it the winner

Rank Proposed Term ELO Votes Endorse Flag
🥇 a hole of bagels 1416 1
🥈 a ceremony of bagels 1415 3
🥉 a schmear of bagels 1400 0
4 a new york-ness of bagels 1385 3
5 a chewiness of bagels 1384 1
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A Selection from the Registry (refreshes each visit)

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